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Introducing Dee Dee Wilson Barton...
A Bitter Mommy in Search of the Perfect Martini
"I'm just a chick with a potty mouth who didn't expect parenting to be so hard. I love Martinis (I swear, I didn't drink before I had kids), parties and kids who are quiet. I am a full-figured girl, redefining Fat Chic while wearing very high heels or the world's most expensive orthopedic shoes.
In order to feel less alone when I was hiding on the bathroom floor while my children banged on the floor wailing "MOMMY!" I started Tweeting, then blogging and finally writing a book. (I hope you'll buy it!)"
She's got an opinion on just about everything and she isn't afraid to share it!